A man wanted to prove to his wife that he loved her more than sex…

so he bought her a lovely bouquet of roses. Despite his good intentions the devoted husband received a suspicious look when he handed her the flowers. “I suppose now you expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs spread”, said the wife. “Why?” asked the husband, “Don’t we have a vase?”

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