Beside the rose is a glass of water, two Advil, and a note from his wife. The note says, “Hi honey, the pills are for your headache. When you’re ready, come down to the kitchen and I’ll fix your favorite breakfast. Love you!”
He also notices that he is still in the clothes he was wearing last night and that they aren’t very comfortable.
He goes down to the kitchen to find his wife humming happily to herself and dancing around in her apron. Upon seeing her husband, she dances up to him and gives him a loving kiss, and says “go wait in the dining room. Breakfast will be ready soon!”
So he goes and waits in the dining room. The man’s son is also sitting there. He quietly asks his son, “Hey, do you know what’s up with mom?”
The boy looked up and said, “well dad do you remember coming home drunk last night? You were pretty out of it. You went upstairs and crawled in bed with mom. Well, you were still in your jeans and shirt and mom didn’t think that was very comfortable so she decided to help you get undressed for bed. She couldn’t though, because every time she tugged on your shirt, you would push her away and yell ‘get off me lady! I’m married!'”
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