Axel and Ake decides to go a whore house..

But to his surprise a nun open a door. He tries to apologise, trying to come up with an excuse. The nun, seeing right through him says : ‘This is the right place. If you want to get fucked by the Sisters of Eternal Bliss, you have come to the right place’. The man walk in, a bit surprised and also a bit skeptical . As the nun leads him through an extravagant corridor, she goes on to explain the working of the establishment. She shows him a door and explains that each door leads to a room and another. ‘Every room has a nun who will pleasure you in one way in increasing order of pleasure’. She warns him, however, that these services don’t come cheap but he is free to stop after any room and leave if it was expensive or if he can’t handle it. This was an unusual way to do things, the man thought, but out of sheer curiosity he decided to pay 5$ and entered the first room.

As soon as he entered the first room, a nun waiting for him started to disrobe. She was the prettiest woman he had ever seen. But as he approached her, she stopped him. ‘Only looking, if you want to more, you will have to the next room…that will be 50$’. That was asking a lot, the man thought, but if the next is even half as pretty as this nun, it would be worth it. He pays and enters the next room.

As soon as he entered the room, a nun waiting for him started to disrobe. To his amazement, she is even more stunning with a perfect body. He touches her and fondles her breast to his hearts content, but when he starts to undress, she stops him saying : ‘Only touching, if you want to more, you will have to the next room…that will be 500$’. At this point, the man is all fired up and pays without hesitation.

As soon as he entered the room, a nun waiting for him started to disrobe. He couldn’t believe that was possible, but the woman was even more beautiful than the previous. She walks up to him, put her arms around his shoulder and give him the most sensual kiss he has ever had. She then tells him ‘Only kissing, if you want to more, you will have to the next room…that will be 5000$’
The man remembered the advice he got not too long ago. 5000$ was a lot, but his xperience so far was unlike anything he ever experienced. He pays and enters the third room.

He expected to see a nun, except to his utter dismay he was outside back on the street. Confused and bewildered he turns around to try and renter, only to find a note stuck on the door :

“CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST GOT FUCKED BY THE SISTERS OF ETERNAL BILSS”

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  1. Long version of short joke. Guy knocks on whore house door. Little widow slides open and voice asks what do you want. I want fucked. Sure pal slide 50 bucks under the door. After a couple minutes he is pounding on the the door yelling. I want fucked. Little window slides open. What ? Again ?

  2. 4 nuns die in a car crash and meet St. Peter at the pearly gates who says to them, “The only reason you aren’t already inside is because you have sinned and never confessed. This is your amnesty, if you have a confession, now’s the time.”

    The first nun was very hesitant but finally stepped forward. “I saw a man’s penis once and had impure thoughts.”

    St. Peter replied, “That’s okay, just wash your eyes out with holy water, and you may enter.”

    The second nun stepped forward. “I touched a man’s penis once.”

    “That’s okay, Sister,” St. Peter replied. “Just wash your hands in holy water, and you may enter.”

    The fourth nun begins to cut in front of the third, and an all-out brawl breaks out between the two. Habits and hair go flying as St. Peter breaks it up. “Sisters, what has gotten into you two?”

    The fourth nun, brushing herself off, says, “I only wanted to rinse my mouth out before she sticks her ass in that water.”

  3. To anyone asking what the bus driver joke is:

    Man sees beautiful nun riding bus

    Man ask for the sex

    No

    Man ask bus driver how have sex

    Bus driver say She go cemetary, play God

    Man go cemetery God

    Nun says fuck butt

    Man pulls of disguise say Ha am man

    Nun pulls off disguise says ha am driver

    Man door hand hook car door

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