But to his surprise a nun open a door. He tries to apologise, trying to come up with an excuse. The nun, seeing right through him says : ‘This is the right place. If you want to get fucked by the Sisters of Eternal Bliss, you have come to the right place’. The man walk in, a bit surprised and also a bit skeptical . As the nun leads him through an extravagant corridor, she goes on to explain the working of the establishment. She shows him a door and explains that each door leads to a room and another. ‘Every room has a nun who will pleasure you in one way in increasing order of pleasure’. She warns him, however, that these services don’t come cheap but he is free to stop after any room and leave if it was expensive or if he can’t handle it. This was an unusual way to do things, the man thought, but out of sheer curiosity he decided to pay 5$ and entered the first room.
As soon as he entered the first room, a nun waiting for him started to disrobe. She was the prettiest woman he had ever seen. But as he approached her, she stopped him. ‘Only looking, if you want to more, you will have to the next room…that will be 50$’. That was asking a lot, the man thought, but if the next is even half as pretty as this nun, it would be worth it. He pays and enters the next room.
As soon as he entered the room, a nun waiting for him started to disrobe. To his amazement, she is even more stunning with a perfect body. He touches her and fondles her breast to his hearts content, but when he starts to undress, she stops him saying : ‘Only touching, if you want to more, you will have to the next room…that will be 500$’. At this point, the man is all fired up and pays without hesitation.
As soon as he entered the room, a nun waiting for him started to disrobe. He couldn’t believe that was possible, but the woman was even more beautiful than the previous. She walks up to him, put her arms around his shoulder and give him the most sensual kiss he has ever had. She then tells him ‘Only kissing, if you want to more, you will have to the next room…that will be 5000$’
The man remembered the advice he got not too long ago. 5000$ was a lot, but his xperience so far was unlike anything he ever experienced. He pays and enters the third room.
He expected to see a nun, except to his utter dismay he was outside back on the street. Confused and bewildered he turns around to try and renter, only to find a note stuck on the door :
“CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST GOT FUCKED BY THE SISTERS OF ETERNAL BILSS”
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the whole time reading this joke I thought to myself “please don’t turn into busdriver joke”
You could say he got nun of the good stuff.
Long version of short joke. Guy knocks on whore house door. Little widow slides open and voice asks what do you want. I want fucked. Sure pal slide 50 bucks under the door. After a couple minutes he is pounding on the the door yelling. I want fucked. Little window slides open. What ? Again ?
Predictable but still nice
I would pay $5 and just jerk off because I am cheap and could afford the show every day.
What kind of meat does the pope eat?
Nun.
4 nuns die in a car crash and meet St. Peter at the pearly gates who says to them, “The only reason you aren’t already inside is because you have sinned and never confessed. This is your amnesty, if you have a confession, now’s the time.”
The first nun was very hesitant but finally stepped forward. “I saw a man’s penis once and had impure thoughts.”
St. Peter replied, “That’s okay, just wash your eyes out with holy water, and you may enter.”
The second nun stepped forward. “I touched a man’s penis once.”
“That’s okay, Sister,” St. Peter replied. “Just wash your hands in holy water, and you may enter.”
The fourth nun begins to cut in front of the third, and an all-out brawl breaks out between the two. Habits and hair go flying as St. Peter breaks it up. “Sisters, what has gotten into you two?”
The fourth nun, brushing herself off, says, “I only wanted to rinse my mouth out before she sticks her ass in that water.”
im more curious as to why he was carrying 5,555 dollars in cash on him…
To anyone asking what the bus driver joke is:
Man sees beautiful nun riding bus
Man ask for the sex
No
Man ask bus driver how have sex
Bus driver say She go cemetary, play God
Man go cemetery God
Nun says fuck butt
Man pulls of disguise say Ha am man
Nun pulls off disguise says ha am driver
Man door hand hook car door
Certainly that’s a man who would not have $5000 to blow.
At the very least he got a sense of pride and accomplishment.
real question is: How does a bus driver afford a 5000$ whore?
i actually laughed out loud, good job.
So the nuns were the bus drivers?
r/engrish
thank god it’s not a bus driver joke
This is an episode of Fraiser with less nuns
He’s still got a better deal than Dopey.
Never understood why “whores” is a perjorative word. They provide a valuable service.
Actually, the typo at the very end is more fitting. Sisters of eternal Bills makes sense, considering the motherfucker payed $5555
it’s like having kids. you end up paying out your savings for college and then they hate you and leave
I like the way the last word is spelt “Bilss” instead of bliss
Tl;dr
Only way to get fucked harder than that by the Catholic Church is to be an Altar Boy.
I thought this was gonna be about EA Sports
THIS joke is NSFW? but everything else in this sub is cool??
Ha! I’m the busdriver!
The man then walked around to the front again, nocked on the door and told the door nun their sign has a misspelling.
I’m waiting for an SFW nun joke. Is that possible?
That 3rd sister is the bus driver.
… but where’s the bus driver…?
I’m sorry but if your joke takes more than a minute to read it’s probably gonna lose all comedic potential
Dollar signs go BEFORE the number. How can you presumably live here, be fluent in English, and not know this?
I downvote all long jokes. Sorry, but I’m not sorry that I didn’t waste time reading a paragraph.