A man decides to buy his family a pet

So he goes downtown to a new pet store that’s advertising exotic animals. Walking around the store the man sees a frog on sale for $1,500 and asks the cashier “why is this frog so expensive?”

The cashier chuckles a little and says “well that sir isn’t just any frog, it’s a South American blowjob frog, it’s a rare species in the States, but people say that frog gives the best blow jobs”

The man thinks about it for a minute and despite believing the salesman is full of shit, decides to buy the frog and see if it lives up to the hype.

Later that night the man’s wife comes home and the kitchen is a mess, there are dishes every where and her husband is standing in the middle of the kitchen covered in flour clutching the frog.

Perplexed the woman asks her husband “What the hell is going on here?”

“If I can teach this frog to cook, you’re out of here”

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