A man bursts into his bedroom, holding a duck….

He is clearly drunk, his wife notices as she wakes up.

“This is the pig I fuck when you’ve got a headache!” he screams.

“That’s a duck, dumbass,” his wife replies.

He tells her, “I was talking to the duck!”



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