Being quite shy, he turns the light off, leaving the room lit only by the faint glow of the moon through the blinds.
There is a *knock* on the door, and sitting on the edge of the bed, already aroused in anticipation, he says, “It’s open. Come in and leave the light off”. She enters and straight away starts giving him a hand job.
It suddenly dawns on him that this is easily the weirdest hand job he’s ever had. She’s tugging at it quite rough, twisting the end, literally blowing on it and even biting it a few times. He’s amazed she has any customers at all.
He stops her immediately and yells, “Enough! Get the fuck out of here!”
About 5 minutes after she leaves, the phone rings in his room.
He picks it up and a voice says, “Hello sir, this is reception. We heard what just happened and we’ll send another one up straight away.”
“Wow! I didn’t know you provide that kind of service!” says the man
“Yes sir! Although, we’d kindly ask you to try and keep your temper down. You gave the bell boy quite a scare after he couldn’t open your champagne.”