A girl one day goes into confession…

Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned.”

Priest: “What have you done my child?”

Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.”

Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?”

Girl: “Because he touched my hand.”

Priest: “Like this?” He then touches her hand.

Girl: “Yes Father.”

Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.”

Girl: “Then he touched my breast.”

Priest: “Like this?” He touches her breast.

Girl: “Yes Father.”

Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, Father.”

Priest: “Like this?” He strips her naked.

Girl: “Yes Father.”

Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.”

Priest: “Like this?” The priest pushes her to the floor and then fucks the girl silly.

Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!”

(after a few minutes)

Priest: “That’s still no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

Girl: “But father, he had AIDS!”

Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”



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