The farmer says “boy what you got in your hand”?boy says Chicken wire, I’m Gnna catch me some chickens……farmer says “you can’t catch chickens with that chicken wire….the boy comes walking back after a bit…has 6 chickens in the chicken wire…
Next day..farmer sees the boy…”boy what you got in your hands”? Boy says “Duct Tape” Gnna go catch me some ducks….farmer says “boy you can’t catch no ducks with that”….the boy comes walking back after a bit….has 8 ducks wrapped in the duct tape…
Next day…farmer sees the boy…”boy what you got in your hands”? Boy says “Pussy Willows”….farmer says “hold on, let me get my hat”
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The kid comes back later with about a dozen cats and one very disappointed old man.
Why would you ruin the formatting when you repost?
Two weeks later, the farmer got a divorce.
That farmer must really love cats
I was expecting the boy to be carrying manure and saying “look what I almost stepped in”.
This is a repost.