A drunk watched the same guy leave a bar every night with a different woman.

One night he asked the guy what his secret is.

The guy replies, ” I have the best pick-up line. When I see a woman I desire, I walk up to her and say, ‘Tickle your ass with a feather?’ When she invariably says WHAT?, I say ‘Particularly nasty weather’.”

The drunk is impressed and decided to try it out. One night he’s quite loaded, so when a nice looking woman walks out of the bar he goes into action.

He yells “HEY LADY! SHOVE A FEATHER UP YOUR ASS?”

The woman turns to him and says ” What the fuck did you just say?”

The drunk looks at her confidently and screams, “LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING CLOUDS”



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