A 13 year old weasel walks into a bar…

A 13 year old weasel walks into a bar and approaches the counter. The bartender immediately notices the underage weasel.

“Sir, you look extremely young. I can’t serve you even a single beer.”

“Oh c’mon. You can’t just slide me one?”

“Can’t and will not serve to anyone under age.”

“Fine. Well what other things do you have?”

“Well for non-alcoholics I have tap water and bottled water, I have coffee, and I have pop. Which would you like?”

“Pop.” Goes the weasel.



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