0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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  1. When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, “Ha­­! That’s not going to help!”

    “Sure, it does.” I said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

  2. Let’s assume what she implied was 0-200 km/h, at the very least the car would need to go 0-100 in 3.2-3.4s. Even at a very controlled environment only a few would do that. It is a borderline hypercar (them being 2.5-3s).

    The wife is not being very reasonable with her request. Even a 2008 Merc SLR would cost the husband 80K+.

  3. I’ve posted this joke here before, but atleast my joke specified if it was m/ph or k/mh, 200mph in 6 seconds is not possible with a road car at all. Not sure about 200kmh but that would be one incredibly fast hypercar.

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