Three divorced men find a genie

The genie slowly coalesces out of the lamp and addresses his finders. “You each get one wish. However, because you are divorced whatever you ask for will be doubled and given to your ex wife.” The first man blurts out “Well we did end on good terms so… How about $1 million? She’ll get two

Since the UK were leaving the EU, the European Commission decided on having English remain as the main language, instead of German

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”. In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will