I went to a pub last night

and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, “Nice legs” The girl giggled and said with a smile, “Do you really think so” I said “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now” View Reddit by debteb – View Source

A bartender squeezes all the juice from a lemon

And says, “I’ll give a thousand bucks to whoever can squeeze another drop from this lemon.” All the strongest men in the bar took turns trying, but nobody could even squeeze a single drop. The bartender thought he’d won, when an thin, wiry old man walked up from the back. He grabbed the lemon, and