A blonde saw a thermos at the department store

and asked the clerk what it was. The clerk said “Well, that’s a thermos!” The blonde asked “What does it do?” The clerk replied “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!” so the blonde bought it. The next day the blonde’s boss, also blonde, walked by her office and saw the thermos on

Nothing would make us happier.

Donald Trump is flying over New York City.  He looks out of the window and says to his family, “You know what, I’m gonna throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy!” His son looks at him and says, “Dad, why don’t you throw two hundred $5 bills out